The Score of Cool Springs announces its first exclusive title; Guitar Hero: Tim McGraw to ship with free Dancehall Doctor bobblehead for first 1,000 copiesGame to be released “not a moment too soon;” expected release date of May 1Wednesday, April 1, 2009 “We’re incredibly pleased to have a game, any game, released only at The Score of Cool Springs,” remarked Score Holdings’ President Bradley Metrock. “I mean, we would’ve taken Shaq Fu, Custer’s Revenge, Superman 64, or even dug up buried copies of E.T. out in the desert somewhere just to have an ‘exclusive’ … but getting Tim McGraw’s first game is comparable, and we’re extremely fortunate.” The game chronicles Tim McGraw’s lengthy career, from his first controversial single (“Indian Outlaw,” which critics argued is patronizing toward Native Americans) to his latest controversial single (“Over and Over,” with rap artist Nelly, which critics argued is actually not music). Rumored to be hidden within the game is a mini-game entitled “Red Ragtop,” although game producers would not comment on the nature of this bonus feature. Additionally, an unlockable bonus within the game turns your character from musician to politician is said to activate upon completing the game and earning Superstar status. “Tim McGraw has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, has sold millions of records, and now has a Score-exclusive video game,” said Country Music Hall of Fame spokesman Dallas McVie. “It’s the perfect ending to a seemingly never-ending career. “ McVie continued, “By the way, this is a fake announcement for a non-existent game, but I do feel sorry for anyone who read this truly terrible press release this far.” Tim McGraw is a successful, talented artist, who has done tremendous charitable work throughout his career. That is not a joke. For more disinformation, media inquiries, or to place a special order for Pong, email AprilFools@TheScoreOnline.com. |